Oh Where, Oh Where Has my Little Brain Gone? Oh Where, Oh Where Could it Be?

I'm having yet another brilliant day.  So far, I have:

• Washed a load of laundry with no soap
• Completely soaked myself and most of my kitchen with the sprayer from the sink
• Left my plate of dinner - salmon - completely unattended long enough for Aubrey to help herself (and I know to expect this when I eat salmon - she can't resist)
• Baked brownies (low fat, challenge peeps!) without the eggs (still tasty, but more like hot brownie goo)
• Wrongly decided I would be able to safely balance on the couch arm to hang a picture (fortunately I just have a bruised knee to show for it, because the fall was pretty spectacular from my vantage point)

and last but not least:

• Forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair before getting out of the shower, and realized about an hour later that I only remembered to shaved one leg

I'm not sure what my problem is, but I really pray it's gone by tomorrow!