Do they think I'm rich?

Discover Card has invited me to take part in an "exclusive opportunity" to earn $500 cash back.


What do I have to do?

Charge $3000 each month for the next 5 months on my Discover Card.

$3000.  Per month.  For 5 months.



I'm wondering how they selected me - I use my card for gas and a couple of utility bills.  I average around $160 a month total.

I'm wondering if they realize that I don't spend $3000 a month in total.

I'm wondering if they realize that I don't bring home $3000 a month to spend.  (The biggest reason that I don't spend $3000 a month.  Now you know why I'm so cheap!)

I'm wondering if the church takes Discover...  (just kidding!)