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December 13, 2012

Grading Con Law Papers Makes Me Feel...

Frustrated.

Sad.

Angry.

Like a failure as a teacher.

Like becoming a drinker.  (Not really, Mom - don't freak out.)

Here are some tips I wish I had thought to emphasize BEFORE they wrote this garbage:
  • If you're going to use a big word, make sure you understand what it means first
  • Your cover page and your reference page are not included in the page requirement (I did say this, but apparently not loudly or often enough)
  • When I say 4 Supreme Court cases are required, I mean 4 actual cases decided by the Supreme Court.  You also need to refer to them by the case name and not "that one case with the kid"
  • Repeating all the facts of the case and giving the vote count - without stating which side the court sided with, nor why - is not an adequate case discussion
  • If your paper is on, say, the right to privacy, it is not adequate to write 5 pages giving your opinion on birth control, abortion, or homosexuality, then mention right to privacy in the final sentence.  Your 5 pages need to actually be on the topic of right to privacy
  • Last but not least, while citing fully quoted paragraphs from a source for half of your paper will get you out of a plagiarism charge, it does not get you credit for actually writing the paper
Seriously, beloved students of mine, you are paying a fortune for this education.  Please try to care more about learning, knowledge, and the work product you produce than how generous a grade you can talk me into with your big puppy dog eyes.  (But thank you for not actually plagiarizing!)

1 comment:

Heidi said...

I'm just thinking I probably made some of my favourite professors feel the same way. It was all about putting in exactly the amount of effort required--no more, no less--to get the necessary grade in the class.